Omg just got my 200th follower! :D
sallymurphy: i need you and i miss you and i want you and i love you cos, i wanna hold you, i wanna kiss you, you were my everything and i really miss you
sallymurphy: I AM ALLOWED TO IGNORE YOU BUT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO IGNORE ME THAT’S JUST HOW IT WORKS OK
Brawls on Facebook, soooooo great haha perf
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...