July 2012
assgod:
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
someone get me away from this negitive as fuck familyyyy
i think my mum sometimes forgets shes a 51-year-old mum and acts like a bitchy, hormonal 13-year-old girl
i cant stop thinking about you
iamshirelocked:
spencersmithscrotchpuppy:
When I die, I want my headstone to read “Here lies Squidward’s hopes and dreams.”
You were Squidward’s hopes and dreams
he means that Squidwards hopes and dreams are dead you wanker
as long as we keep smiling, they’ll never know
georgiannevans:
You will never understand. Not you, not you, not even you.
nasty-otter:
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
regular,
curly,
waffle.
It can be made into chips
or ruffly
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
or...
paulmcporny:
guys you all know more about me than people in my real life and i have never even met any of you
n-oir:
me playing netball at school today xx
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her...
